Whenever your children are out of control,
You can take comfort from the thought that
Even God's omnipotence did not extend
To His own children.

As I first heard Bill Cosby say:

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."God said.

"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit !"
" No Way !"
"Yes way! "
"Do NOT eat the fruit ! " Said God.

"Why ?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so! "

God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
Creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
And He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? "
God asked.


"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you ? "
Said the Father.

"I don't know,"
Said Eve.


Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
Should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

If God cannot get his kids to behave,

why on earth would you expect to?