Found this posted recently and chuckled!
(Sorry no idea who the original author is!)

You Know You're A Homeschool Mom When...

When a child busts a lip, and after seeing she's okay, you round up
some scotch tape to capture some blood and look at it under the
microscope!

You find dead animals and actually consider saving them to dissect
later.

Your children never ever leave the "why?" stage.


You ask for, and get, a copier instead of a diamond tennis bracelet
for your wedding anniversary.

Your kids think reading history is best accomplished while lying on
the floor with their head resting on the side of their patient dog.

Your husband can walk in at the end of a long day and tell how the
science experiment went just by looking at the house.


The only debate about the school lunch program is whose turn it is to
cook.


Your kids learn new vocabulary from their extensive collection
of "Calvin & Hobbes" books.

Your formal dining room now has a computer, copy machine, and many
book shelves and there are educational posters and maps all over the
walls.

You have meal worms growing in a container... .on purpose.

If you get caught talking to yourself, you can claim you're having a
PTA meeting.


You step on math manipulatives on your pre-dawn stumble to the
bathroom.


If your child claims that the dog ate his homework, you can ask the
dog.


Your kids refer to the neighbor kids as "government school inmates."


You live in a one-house schoolroom.